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NEW!

Sat, 01 May 2010 02:15:31 +0100

Heeeey! Check out my three new perfumes Tulip Tropic, Crap, and Splash located in the perfume section. I have got to say I am quite impressed with how these three came out. I hope you guys are too!

SMOOCHES!
SOCK

I loove...

Sat, 01 May 2010 01:52:32 +0100

OMG. JUSTIN BIEBER! What a cute little hottie! Today I walked into Paul's dressing room, only to find Paul making out with a picture of a little hottie. I said "Who is that young one?" and he said "Justin Beaver!" Well, then I learned that it was Bieber which is still cute but I would have preferred Beaver. Anyways he is hooooooooot and I love the song "Common Denominater"!

SMOOCHES!
SOCK

Lost Videos :'(

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:56:31 +0100

I AM SAD!!! Clip, Paul, and I found out the the videos for Triangle, Burnin' Up, and I like to... were recently lost by the studio during the long editing process. PIECES OF JOM. I went into my trailer and stared at Clip's most of the day. Finally after long hours of mourning over hard work lost, I got up and clipped my toenails. I then gave them to Paul who put them in his haggis-flavoured ice cream sundae. Then Paul started pooping and peeing his pants so hard it made me and Clip start pooping and peeing. Then Draco Malfwoy appeared and shouted "EXSPELLEEEOMUS!!" and the poo and pee dissapeared. Paul and Draco then started looking at each other really sexually and then started flirting. Then Rihanna appeared and started shouting that she was hard.

SMOOCHES!
SOCK

I AM BACK

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:42:44 +0100

Today I pooped.

Smooches!
SOCK

Pajommaz/Sock Update from his manager

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:18:13 +0100

Hello dear fans of Sock Jibble,
This is Sock's manager Mr. Flam with an update. Sock hasn't been able to update his blog recently because of his Pajommaz UK and US tour. Also he has forgotten. But fear not little jommers! Sock WILL be updating his blog soon. So keep your bums in your seat and stay fresh in the Flam!

Sincerely,
Mr. Flam

3 new songs from the Pajommaz to drop!

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:04:31 +0100

Aren't you estatic? Clip, Paul and I got together last week and recorded and filmed three new Pajommaz singles! They are entitled "I Like To...", "Triangle", and a cover of the popular Jonas Brothers song (Nick is sooooo hot! I have a boy-crush on him.) "Burning Up". We will put these videos up on Youtube soon for viewing experience.

Smooches!
SOCK

Ideas

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:56:28 +0100

How long has it been? It feels like forever! I completely almost forgot about this site with all of these new ideas in my head bubbling up and ready to pour over. So I've been thinking to possibly launch a fourth perfume preferably with some more tropical fruity scents like papaya and tangerine with hints of coconut? There are so many beautiful aromatic tropicals fruits out there the possibilities are endless! Also I will be launching a new cologne probably mid-summer. It will be spicy and sensual, but yet sophistacted and laid back. And I'm touchingly sorry for not putting that many clothing items from my collection, but my agent says I have to put them on after they have been released publicly worldwide for a few months. Im fairly punctual so I guess you guys will just have to wait!

Smooches!
SOCK

JOM!!!

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:34:07 +0100

Hey Pretties. Today this random little poop came up to me and started saying mean things about Jeniffer! Can you believe it? He said his name was Jup. What a pooped up name. Sorry for my potty mouth friends. Anyways I've put some new updates on my site! Check them out!

Smooches!
SOCK

Update!!!!

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:31:13 +0100

Sorry pals that I haven't updated in a while. I've just been soooooooooo busy promoting my new line. I will post it as soon as it goes on sale at my boutiques. And I have some very sad news for you all. Sally, Clip's girlfriend has been sent to heaven. Harry Potter injected poison with a needle into each of her coconut shavings which she then ate. Clip has tracked down Daniel Radcliffe now, but he is saying it was Anna from Anna and Kristina's Grocery Bag. Strange eh? Anyway, have a great summer!

Smooches!
SOCK

In LA!

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:04:45 +0100

How are you all darrrrrrlings? I just got off my plane and now I'm in a hotel that I forget the name of. Oh well. The room service is magnificent! I ordered some haggis (Paul insisted i try it), and it came automatically hot and fast. Wow Paul has some great taste buds! It was wonderful! Well I better go. I've been dying to call Jeniffer who is currently in Nebraska right now. See ya!

Smooches!
SOCK